planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



(via pride)


assgod:

googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?

no, it’s the two in your ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(via guy)


weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

(via shortcumming)


(via shortcumming)


mellarkish:

DISNEY CHANNEL CHANGED THEIR LOGO

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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL END OF MY CHILDHOOD

(via shortcumming)


stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)